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August 7, 2007 at 10:45AM

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Jail Made Paris Rashy

Paris Hilton is such a sensitive, wilting little flower that she couldn't stand the harsh conditions in jail, like those horrible, horrible bed linens you always hear stories about. They're polyester blend! The prison laundry doesn't even use fabric softener! We hear Paris's people are planning a horror film about it as we speak. People dug up the hard-hitting facts from Paris's mommy:

For Kathy Hilton, the toughest part about daughter Paris Hilton's being in jail – and on the other side of the glass partition that separated them during visits – was "seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets."

Equally difficult, Hilton, 48, tells PEOPLE after a screening of The Kingdom in Southampton, N.Y., was witnessing the correctional facility's guards physically pulling her 26-year-old daughter away after one visit, "grabbing her under the arm" – and then seeing the words "L.A. County" printed on the back of Paris's jail jumpsuit.

That's funny, Paris didn't seem to be red and blotchy when she was released from Lynwood. Maybe Paris contracted one of those afflictions that only a mother can see--due to her deep and lasting love, of course. Plus, we're pretty sure Paris is well versed in the care of mysterious rashes. She did screw Joe Francis, after all.

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